Why Me ? ? ?

Ever have one of those days where you just wished you never left the house ?? I'm getting off work tonight and I had to stop at the store for some much needed caffeine, as I'm walking though the door, some FAT-HEADED security guard and this other MORON come barrelling though the entry way, (imagine free willy chasing Roger Rabbit) nearly knocking me into the bags of snow-melt shit, what ever it's called, I get my balance back, and I wondered outside because I was going to tell that dumb fuck to watch where he's going, but before I could get a word in, him and the "perp" get into a loud argument, calling each other NIGGER THIS, NIGGER THAT, NIGGER ETC ... the guy supposedely stole something from the store and the security guard was trying his best to stop him without actually laying a hand on the dude, (good thing too) the offender pulls out a rusty looking kitchen knife, the security guard who was about 6'1 maybe 6'2 pulled out this little itty bitty knife that looked like it could cut butter instead of stick somebody, and btw, the security guard was not only over 6ft tall, he was about 400+ pnds, he looked a LOT like an old partner I used to work with that got nailed robbing a 7-11......(don't ask) anywayyyy....fat head and the little SKINNY fucker he was in hot pursuit after , got into each others faces , and mr bad guy about my height, (5'11) and maybe ...MAYBE 145 pnds soaking wet...skinny dude hits fat dude with a closed fist, clocking him in the mouth, fat dude rolled with the punch and latched on to skinny dude,when fat guy wouldn't let go, Mr.Toothpick decided to use his rusty kitchen knife on fat dude, in fact he used about 4 X's, that I saw, until I backed the fuck up and went inside to tell somebody to call the cops, because fat boy was getting turned into shredded cheese in the parking lot,I came back out and skinny was gone (DUH!), fat guy was on the ground bleeding like a stuck pig, blood all over the place and such....by that time, several people from inside the store came out, trying to help fat guy and to stop him from bleeding,etc etc ,sooooo long story short, I ended up staying their until the cops arrived, because I just happened to be the only one (not including 10 other people that saw it but didn't stick around,cowards ! ) who got a good look at this idiot .... after I gave the cop what I thought was a fairly accurate description,and 2 hours later....(btw,I never got my caffeine)I finally got in the truck and went home, half wired from seeing the whole thing and the other half just exhausted from being on my feet all day...so yea, today was a day I wish I never got out of bed.